Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) #

Question: What is the Office of Transportation? #

Answer : The Office of Transportation is a public-private partnership between the state government, local governments, and the transportation industry.

Question: What does the Office of Transportation do? #

Answer : The Office of Transportation ensures that drivers in our local community have the resources, news, and information they need to both survive the dangers of the roads while enjoying the experience.

Question: Is traffic ever going to get better? I’ve noticed that it seems to be always getting worse. #

Answer : While scientists are still working to determine the underlying causes of traffic, it is likely that it will continue to increase for the foreseeable future. The Office of Transportation is working with our state and local governments to promote solutions to the traffic problem based on the best ideas and solutions provided by the automotive industry.

Question: What is the Office of Transportation doing about sustainability and diversity? #

Answer: The Office of Transportation is committed to advocating for sustainability and meeting climate goals through providing recycling bags for cars and providing volunteer opportunities for road-side litter cleanups, while balancing those sustainability efforts with committing to diversity, equity, and inclusion of all drivers, without any concern for their race, gender, sexual orientation, or physical ability.

Question: Does the Office of Transportation also provide resources and information for non-drivers? #

Answer : Yes! We strive to ensure that citizens in the region who aren’t able to drive or can’t afford a car are considered in the resources we provide.

Question: Does the Office of Transportation have a position on cyclists? #

Answer : The Office of Transporation does not take a position on cyclists. We understand that there are differing perspectives on this issue, and feel that our community is best served by remaining neutral at this time.

Question: This can't be serious. Is it? #

Answer: It's not. This is a satire site that aims to highlight how dumb we are about prioritizing cars as a primary mode of transportation. Please consider everything you read on this site to be for entertainment purposes only. Any real organizations, brands, or individuals mentioned on this site are done so under the Fair Use doctrine of United States Copyright law. Lighten up and have a hearty laugh at how terrible everything is.